After continuing ignorance of states' leaders:

Climate activist Greta Thunberg sends Biblical floods over New York City, drowning city

After having attended the United Nations' Climate Action Summit, the Swedish 16-year-old climate activist and founder of worldwide environmentalist movement «Friday's For Future» and having given a moving speech, Greta Thunberg was finally sick of it all and sent devouring floods beyond the shores of New York City, flooding the entire metropolis and drowning all life beneath it.
As reporters noticed from above the once-vivid city inside helicopters, Thunberg was able to save herself inside a small vessel, but besides this murdered evidently everyone unprepared for this sudden tempo. Her parents could not be reached yet to comment on their daughter's unknown superpower to control the ocean as it was known until now only from Moses, who led Israel's people from slavery in Egypt through the desert, but also drowned Egyptian soldiers in the Black Sea. Conspiracy theorists on the right claimed this horrific event as a proof of the left's double standards and their incapability to make compromises with those who disagree with them. «InfoWars'» Alex Jones announced to hold an exclusive show in reference to this catastrophe, featuring the United States' president and critique of the climate activist, Donald Trump. Ben Shapiro is yet to comment on Thunberg, likely to make fierce comments on her mental illness and her being a woman. 
No state's leader is expected to have survived the flash flood. Thunberg, in her speech, criticised the same leaders' careless reaction to climate change, thus having stolen not only her childhood but also her future. «How dare you?,» she said, being close to crying. 
Presidents and chancellors alike are oftentimes
alleged of reaction too slow on climate change
(Image by Goran Horvat from Pixabay)
The jumpstart climate activist now one of the most famous ones among them all, traveled to New York City by boat with a small team of a fistful of professional sailors, having successfully managed to travel across the Atlantic without emitting any carbon dioxide, the main product responsible for the greenhouse effect. She was subsequently criticised for planning to travel back to Sweden by plane, as are going to do all of her crew members. Those flights, altogether, would exceed the emissions created by her and her team when all of them flew to New York City and returned by plane as well. Sympathisers and self-proclaimed climate activists alleged her critics of double standards and hypocrisy, claiming that they didn't change their lifestyle, thus produced far more carbon emissions than she did. 
Earlier this year, councilmembers of New York City already presented plans of erecting walls along the shoreline of the city in order to prevent the city from a rising seal level and the apparent aftermath. Those same plans were now declared disposable posthumously, thanks to the young climate activist's anticipation. 

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