Donald Trump's voice to be featured in coming navigation systems

Due to several demands directed through social media channels and emails to the customer service, Dutch navigation system producer TomTom announced during a press conference that starting in January 2020, the company will add US President Donald J. Trump's voice as one of many male and female voices to choose from. President Trump expressed his outspoken support for this venture via his son-in-law and senior adviser Jared Kushner. Critics are concerned about conflicts of interest regarding his incumbency in the Oval Office, which Kushner himself rejected as “anti-Trump hysteria”.

The move to offer his voice to navigation systems, Trump himself expressed via Twitter, came one day during a rally in Charlottesville, VA, when one of his fans approached him afterwards to tell him how much his voice enhances him, gives him hope that “salvation might be near in those trying times.”  According to President Trump's Twitter feed, to hear this filled him so much with joy that he realised he “couldn't infringe his voice” only to speeches and interviews, but had to spread his word “all over the world”, so that people could hear from him at any time possible. It was then, wrote an entitled President Trump, that he “grabbed his phone”, dialed the TomTom headquarters to ask for a contract to lend them his voice to “implement the most perfect voice” into their systems, “present and future.” 

President Donald Trump's tweet announcing his
collaboration with TomTom

Later that day, Trump also held an impromptu press conference in the Rose Garden, elaborating on his deal with the Dutch company, disregarding tariffs he put on the EU to retaliate their self-described unfair trading conditions to the EU. “They said 'Sir'”, he recalls his “perfect phone call” which, according to White House officials speaking anonymously in fear of repressive measurements against them, “lasted about five to eight minutes”, “how much money did you expect to receive from this job?” Trump accordingly recalls that he didn't expect any money due to two reasons: Accusation on behalf of the Do-Nothing-Democrats about a quid pro quo, and his service to the world that could not be measured in means of money. “I don't do it for the money”, he said, “I do that for the people of this world”. 
At press time, various officials speaking under the condition of anonymity reported that they heard the President rehearsing for his audition with TomTom while passing by his door. They are said to have heard him enunciating in a solemn voice, “Please turn to the right in five yards, unless you're Crooked Hillary–then, you can move over and hand over those deleted emails!”, “The next roadhouse will approach in about 20 miles. Please move over there and GET ME SOME DIRT ON JOE BIDEN!” (Emphasis akin to original cadence), “Please follow the road for the next fifty miles; this also applies to all the haters and losers who didn't vote for me in 2016”. 
TomTom did not respond to our enquiry for comments.