“He's got no sense of shame”

Rudy Giuliani spoke to German chancellor Angela Merkel pressing Deutsche Bank to withhold crucial documents about Trump's tax evasion

Shortly after it has been revealed that Trump met with Australia's Prime Minister Scott Morrison to support his Attorney General William Barr with Special Counsel Robert Mueller III.'s inquiry, the bad news don't seem to stop: The New York Times, through sources close to German long-time chancellor Angela Merkel who would like to stay anonymous due to probable threats of retaliation, was able to report that Trump's personal lawyer and former New York City mayor Rudolph Giuliani demanded support from the German government to press the Deutsche Bank to withhold critical documents suspected to prove the President's tax evasion. The President is currently being investigated for foreign interference with Ukraine's recently elected president Volodymyr Zelensky to dig up dirt on Democratic presidential hopeful and former Vice President Joseph Biden.
In another bombshell report, it has been reported that President Trump's personal lawyer Rudolph Giuliani traveled to Germany to hold secret talks with German chancellor Angela Merkel and a translator to talk about efforts to pressure German investment bank Deutsche Bank from extending any documents that could turn out to be risky for the President, who is already in hot water due to accusations of obstruction of justice and Russian interference during the 2016 election campaign cycle. 

Neither the President, nor his lawyer or his spokespersons were available for comments. Former Vice President Joe Biden, who was usually accused by the President of treason for his son's collaboration with the Ukrainian government, spoke of a despicable situation the US government's integrity was currently located in, reeling into another gaffe how he once met Bill Clinton amidst his own impeachment process due to the affair he had with then-job trainee Monica Lewinsky. We didn't record this gaffe since our fact-checker was absent during his recounting. 

A Deutsche Bank tower located in
Frankfurt am Main, Germany
(Image by Jasmin Sessler from Pixabay)

Via a video message, Sebastian Gorka, formerly a Deputy Assistant to President Trump, told us that we should not worry about this new release in spite of the fact that this would most likely qualify as a commitment to foreign interference, thus be declared unconstitutional and impeachable. Furthermore, he threatened us personally that he could obtain our White House press credential's withdrawal if we dared to caricature this report in such a way that it could affect Congress to view it as an impeachable offense. “Don't you dare to distort the facts in this simply presidential foreign policy approach!,” he yelled at the camera, figuratively yelling at us, “I know that you belong to these leftist media organisations whose sole imperative it is to remove the greatest President the United States ever had. I am a proud American, and have been since my birth, and I will give my life to defend this man, come hell or high water,” Hungarian-born Gorka, who used to defend Viktor Orbán's anti-immigration policies in a respective think tank, said, thus finishing his video commentary exclusively sent to us. 

The President's Press Speaker was not available for comment. AG Barr told us that the Department of Justice was about to investigate the case, but would also examine whether there were any relations between these secret talks and Hunter Biden's enterprise in Ukraine. It is believed that he also had a bank account related to the Deutsche Bank.